doughboy1956 Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16> work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Re: The best security system I\'ve found! LOL! Great idea!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketdoc Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Re: The best security system I\'ve found! Thats good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Re: The best security system I\'ve found! thats awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Re: The best security system I\'ve found! LOL. Sounds a lot cheaper too!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiteRunner Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Re: The best security system I\'ve found! 3 German Shepherds Works Too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Re: The best security system I\'ve found! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Re: The best security system I\'ve found! LOL. Seen this before still pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUGARKAHNE Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Re: The best security system I\'ve found! LOL I believe that would work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 Re: The best security system I\'ve found! that would keep me away.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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