Nick Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 "Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius" (Reaaaaal Men Of Genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan (Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!) Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking (clutching at straws!) Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent (How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?) Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born (those were the daaaaaays!) You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season (been playing since the 1870s!) Go on, ignore that home loss to your arch rivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease (we'll win by thirteeeeeeey!) So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year (Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan!)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan That's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrud Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan Love it. I book marked this last year: http://thefuntimesguide.com/movabletype/archives/2004/10/bud_light_real.html Funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan we'll see who is laughing at the end of the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan LMBO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan [ QUOTE ] we'll see who is laughing at the end of the year [/ QUOTE ] Who has to wait till end of the year ROFL ... Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan ROTFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig mack Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan At least were ranked. Good luck getting to a bowl game sparty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan how are those Spartans doing Nick? That is what I thought...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan at least Michigan can beat teams like ILLINOIS!!! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted October 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan Who said I was a Spartan fan? I just dont like the u of m. Im a fan of whoever is playing Michigan that week...so I guess I am a Spartan fan for 1 day a year. I never realized you had to be a fan of one or the other just because you lived in Michigan? The truth hurts doesnt it boys!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan [ QUOTE ] Go Spartans [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] BTW...Go Green [/ QUOTE ] not a spartan fan eh...those are a couple quotes from a few posts you have made in the last couple weeks....not a fan...then why say this? its easy to act like you are not a fan when they aren't winning BTW...the truth only hurts those who are not fans of michigan....the stats speak for themselves...they may not be national contenders every year...but they are coference contenders every year...but this year...they are right up there with the best... oh and this email or what ever this is that you posted...is old, about 5 years old....might wanna try and update it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffett1 Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan Now that is some funny stuff! LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDNKHNTR77 Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan [ QUOTE ] oh and this email or what ever this is that you posted...is old, about 5 years old....might wanna try and update it [/ QUOTE ] still funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan [ QUOTE ] oh and this email or what ever this is that you posted...is old, about 5 years old....might wanna try and update it [/ QUOTE ] New or Old....doesnt matter its still FUNNY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted October 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Go Spartans [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] BTW...Go Green [/ QUOTE ] not a spartan fan eh...those are a couple quotes from a few posts you have made in the last couple weeks....not a fan...then why say this? its easy to act like you are not a fan when they aren't winning BTW...the truth only hurts those who are not fans of michigan....the stats speak for themselves...they may not be national contenders every year...but they are coference contenders every year...but this year...they are right up there with the best... oh and this email or what ever this is that you posted...is old, about 5 years old....might wanna try and update it [/ QUOTE ] LOL, notice both of them posts were to "Michigan" fans? You must be taking this post hard if you actually took time to dig them up! I know how old this post is...and Ive probably posted it for the past 5 years because it states the facts!! Geez....and the u of m fans wonder why I cant stand the school when they act like this. They cant even take a joke. The fans are most of the reason I dont like the school. If I wanted to cheer for a winning team I could cheer for Michigan or the NY Yankees, Jeff Gordon, or the New England Patriots. But I choose not to for my own reasons..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mathews4 Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan this is one of my personal favorites.... Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius) Today we salute you Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker (Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker) Your amazing skills of deception can trick a deer into thinking we're a tree out for a walk Or a shrub having a cup of coffee (shrub having coffee) Tirelessly, you perfect your artistry, the squiggly black line, the blob The slightly larger blob, all in spectacular shades of green (Green, green, and green) Thanks to you we look fabulous in OR out of the forrest with a suit can be easily accessorized with face paint and a few twigs (Dressed to kill) So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker Because when it comes to blending in, you really stand out (Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan Just can't see why someone would hate the University of Michigan? Did you not get in? Come on Nick, you can tell us! Community college is not all the bad! LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganHuntr1 Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan Well....i like michigan....i party at U of M Good times Kinda irrelavant. But who cares right. Oh and i couldve sworn Nick was a spartans fan. Eh whatever, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan We have to root for the Wolverines or Spartans, not any of us from Michigan going to admit we're Lions fans! I think both of these colleges could beat the Lions! Sad but true!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted October 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan I never even applied to a college and if I did, it wouldnt be the u of m!! I got friends that actually go to school there (EEK!!) and ask me why I dont come to visit. I tell them I'll come visit but I'll be wearing Ohio State. Then they tell me they wont let me in wearing Ohio State so it saves me the trip! As foir the Lions....I'll admit im a Lions fan!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan [ QUOTE ] I'll admit im a Lions fan!! [/ QUOTE ] yeah...me too they need to start doin somethin quick! i am sick of it!! at least the Tigers turned things around!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Re: Real Men of Genius...Mr.Delusional Michigan Fan newsflash Nick, the Wolverines have a much better record than the Lions!! Maybe Millen can hire Carr for next season! I see him on the way out this year, Millen HAS TO GO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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