OJR Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson' s birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel? He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who passed gas. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was only person around. The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strut_Buster Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk LMBO...I like that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk That's a classic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk Oh my.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk Lol, thats just wrong..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion_70 Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk LOL... that's always a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdanmagic Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk haha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk LMBO!!! LOL thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk LMBO!!!! NICE ONE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NY911Bowhunter Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk O NO he ditt int! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IADEERDUDE Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk LMBO...thats the funniest thing i heard all day....thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffy Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk Too funny! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest huntinsanobsession Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk lol that is a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant-KS Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrud Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk ROFLMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheDeerHunter Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk LOL That is funny. It reminds me of Larry the Cable Guy's joke about his grandma goin into Bass Pro Shops and breaking wind and they arrested her for trying to steal a duck call and stink bait. But her night gown didn't have any pockets in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: Wal-Mart Clerk that's funny, I don't care who you are, if you don't think that's funny you need to just git yourself on outta here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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