AdvantageTimberLou Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 #1) A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" “Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the **** out" #2) Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. #3) A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." #4) Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay." #5) Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: 5 short Friday Jokes LOL, Now those are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: 5 short Friday Jokes good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: 5 short Friday Jokes LMBO! Those are getting emailed around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughboy1956 Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: 5 short Friday Jokes They are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: 5 short Friday Jokes LOL. Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: 5 short Friday Jokes LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: 5 short Friday Jokes those are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bownarow Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: 5 short Friday Jokes I'm glad those were short jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: 5 short Friday Jokes Those are hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IL_HuNtIn_KiD Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: 5 short Friday Jokes Those are good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitRmisS Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: 5 short Friday Jokes lmbo, i like the last one best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6sixpoint_nobrows Posted October 6, 2006 Report Share Posted October 6, 2006 Re: 5 short Friday Jokes lol all pretty good...cept number 2 might get us in trouble with the ladies..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Re: 5 short Friday Jokes Those are pretty good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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