addicted to the forums


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i started on the forums a month or so ago and since then that is what i do i get on the comp at night or in my spare time and read the forums my girlfriend says im addicted and since i live at her house she says that if i keep it up she will cut me off but i dont want to stop the forums and i don't want to make her mad what do i do im stuck betweena rock and a hard place

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Re: addicted to the forums

You have a real problem ...sure glad I'm not addicted. tongue.gif

Better than watching TV. Pretty hard to interact with a TV.

Tell her she can talk to you any time she wants, while your on here...LOL...but she can't talk to you in the middle of an important post. ...LOL

I'm not much help, am I? grin.gif

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I have heard that there is a twelve step program for this forums addiction.

The biggest problem with it however, is she will have kicked you completely out before the twelve steps could be completed.

Although I do not post as much, or reply as often as some of our members I must admit that I am addicted to reading the forums as well, but I could quit anytime I want.

Yeah, that's it...I could quit anytime I want, but I understand that the withdrawal symptoms are really rough. .....popgun

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Why is it my wife thinks Im addicted when I am only on the forums 23hrs and 59 minutes a day of course this changes when I have to work or go to the pottie.

Eating is no problem I have a big mouth any way and don't need to use my hands...LOL My down time is when Im in the woods hunting but thats over for the time being so I guess there goes her time on the computer as well. Addicted NO WAY not me...

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The bathroom is key here. First off, you can start to time her when she goes in. After you have it down to within a few seconds you can wait until she heads to the throne. Run to the machine and post like mad until she gets back.

If that doesn't allot enough time do this.

Take a spoon in the bathroom and slowly dig a tunnel to the machine. Flush all dirt in attempt to hide the evidence. You can also store the spoon in the tank to hide the evidence. Cover both entrances to the tunnel with a rug.

Make some comment about the burrito you had for lunch, grab the paper, and head that way. Make sure you grunt and groan a couple of times on the way to the bathroom. If you hold your stomach and run with your knees locked and together, it will buy you another solid 5 minutes.

Trust me, she wont come to investigate. In the meantime you can post like mad......

Make sure you come to me if you need anymore advice....

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personally, i'd dump the forum and turn to the warmer, better smelling girlfriend. grin.gif

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You'd be back after 3 minutes, though....

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that was harsh Tom. i'm good for at least 10 minutes blush.gif

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LMBO! Im glad Im not the only one that read to much into that one......

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Re: addicted to the forums

i'm really bad i get to school and in all my classes in the computer lab i have the forums up and when a teacher goes by me i minimize it till he or she is gone and at night that is what i do puck away at the key board the other night i was in my room at like 11:3o on the laptop typing away my girlfriend came to the door and asked me to get off the forums or keep my typing down

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Ah yes...I hereby pronounce buckmaster0013 an official moron. laugh.gif

All in favor say aye... cool.gif

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aye

and i'll add, your teacher knows the minimize button, unless she's as big a moron as you.

and, what the heck is your girlfriend doing over at your house at 11:30 young man? confused.gifgrin.gif

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Ah yes...I hereby pronounce buckmaster0013 an official moron. laugh.gif

All in favor say aye... cool.gif

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aye

and i'll add, your teacher knows the minimize button, unless she's as big a moron as you.

and, what the heck is your girlfriend doing over at your house at 11:30 young man? confused.gifgrin.gif

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she isn't at my house i am at hers because i live there i moved out of my house cause me and my parents didn't always get along but i still talk to them

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