What world do women live in?????


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So my wife plans a trip away for the night...and asks me if its ok....of course its ok I say....any idea what time you will be home????...oh my friend HAS to be home by noon........she says.....so knowing my wife I give her till about 2......ok so thats great I whant to get out for a hunt tonight and maybe even take out our 5 year old little girl.......SO WHAT HAPPENS....she called me at 11 to say hi and to tell me she has not left yet and that they are heading out shopping....oh yeah I forgot to say they are over 2 hours AWAY!!!!!!....Well I guess You will not be home till dinner I said...oh no she says we will be home for 2.......I GOT REALLY MAD....SHAKE YOUR HEAD I said you are over 2 hours away heading out shopping and sill going to be home??????....I said I would see her around dinner time and hung up.....sorry for my rant but how does anyone think like that???? now I guess my daughter and I will have to try to get out next week some time.

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Geez Louise..................................this sounds EXACTLY like something my husband would do. crazy.gif

So I wouldn't necessarily blame this on ALL women. mad.gifwink.gif

I would prefer hunting and fishing over shopping ANYDAY. cool.gif

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They live on Fantasy Island, and us men are stuck in reality

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The reason we gals like to live on Fantasy Island is because REALITY with you guys is just depressing. blush.gifblush.gifgrin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gif

Just kidding....................no need to start bashing me. wink.giftongue.gifgrin.gif

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Geez Louise..................................this sounds EXACTLY like something my husband would do. crazy.gif

So I wouldn't necessarily blame this on ALL women. mad.gifwink.gif

I would prefer hunting and fishing over shopping ANYDAY. cool.gif

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I guess I am just SO MAD because first off she said noon....and 2nd when I go away and say I will be home at a time...I bust my butt to get home then....SHE NEVER DOES!!!!!!

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Geez Louise..................................this sounds EXACTLY like something my husband would do. crazy.gif

So I wouldn't necessarily blame this on ALL women. mad.gifwink.gif

I would prefer hunting and fishing over shopping ANYDAY. cool.gif

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I guess I am just SO MAD because first off she said noon....and 2nd when I go away and say I will be home at a time...I bust my butt to get home then....SHE NEVER DOES!!!!!!

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Well then , trash the house, rub some dirt on the kids faces and then leave her with it as soon as she gets there. wink.gifgrin.gifgrin.gif That'd surely tick ME off. mad.gifgrin.gifgrin.gif

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That is the typical way that WOMEN operate! The only time they are on a time schedule is when the MEN are doing something and the MEN say they will be back or done at so-and-so time!

When they have to time themselves, forget the clock even exists!!!

WOMEN!!!!!

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Well she just called....she will be home at around 4...nice...only 4 hours late.....and what does she say....oh I thought you would be happy that I am getting home at that time......OH HAPPY....NOON turns into 4.......GOSH yes I am happy that you are not 5 hours late.

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OK so now to top it all off....

I made dinner tonight......by the way it not very nice outside here...VERY windy and cold....anyway I made chicken, taters,buns and some veg......we get our dinner and I see she did not take alot....not hungry I ask????.....not really I wanted bar B Q steak tonight .........Please tell me where there world is so I CAN NUKE IT!!!!!!

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LMBO!!! Can't and never will WIN!!!!! grin.gifgrin.gif

Please them! NEVER!! frown.gif

Understand them! NEVER!!! frown.gif

Is there an end to it?? YES, when you die!!! LOL!!! grin.gifgrin.gif

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Guess your wife has something to look forward to then??? blush.gifblush.gifgrin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gif LMBO!!!!

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You know why husbands die first....because they want to! grin.gif

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...........................*******he says as the Hallelujah Chorus plays LOUDLY******** grin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gif

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Orlan does have a good point. Kind of. grin.gif

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not really I wanted bar B Q steak tonight

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Ya see...you should have known that. Your slackin off again. Here you are home all day, relaxing, takin it easy, while she's out slaving, running from store to store, trying to have a good time with her friend, and get home on time for you at the same time, and you can't even cook her a decent supper. grin.gifgrin.gif

Hey, she paid me to say that.

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