spikekiller Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 I have a idea for a product and since hunters seem to like to throw their money at things that never work to help them kill a deer i figured i might as well get a piece of the action. Introducing the "The Smellometer"....this little device will monitor the odor that you are giving off...it works simple it has a gauge with a wired sensor that you put on your body. It then gives out simple readings from "rosey posey" to "i think i'm gonna puke" as to what your odor levels are. Just think if a hunters scent level gets too high he can douse himself in scent killer until the level goes down or the sensor shorts out and electrocutes him....which ever comes first. And it has uses out side of the hunting world too!!...if you are a young buck still chasing that special doe ...just put the sensor in your mouth to make sure that your snort-wheeze won't make her ill. Also back in the hunting camp when the farting contests start you can let The Smellometer be the judge of who really "smells like something died inside of them" Anyways that's my thought...so what do you guys and gals think...thumbs up or thumbs down...or suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: The Smellometer (humor) [ QUOTE ] thumbs up or thumbs down... or suggestions? [/ QUOTE ] Seek help..... Did you watch American Inventor? A guy had a pad you wore in your pants (poot pad). It made everything smell Rosy. I figured it was a waste of money so I just stuff my shorts with scent wafers. Works like a charm...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: The Smellometer (humor) You guys aren't right! Just live a clean and pure life like me and you will omit no odor what so ever......Ha, yeah right! New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: The Smellometer (humor) LOL. Yeah gotta go with Jeramie, seek profesional help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: The Smellometer (humor) Maybe find a new idea. You need some time off also.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airman312 Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Re: The Smellometer (humor) [ QUOTE ] You guys aren't right! Just live a clean and pure life like me and you will omit no odor what so ever......Ha, yeah right! Anybody who feast on venison is going to emit some "nasty" odors. New [/ QUOTE ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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