Thoughts for the Day!

[OJR]

15 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL:

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

7. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.

8. You have to believe that teaching self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

9. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

10. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

11. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

12. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

13. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

14. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, but manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

15. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

GOD BLESS AMERICA! (Ooops, can't do that either!)

[heathcoerracin]

Re: Thoughts for the Day!

lol that was good!

[wtnhunt]

Re: Thoughts for the Day!

Funny but very sadly true.