lil hunter Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 ok, my gym teacher generally asks for a good joke before class, and if someone can tell him a good joke, we get out of running that day. Anybody got any good short jokes for me? I don't like running.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Re: your favorite jokes 3 men ran into a bar...the fourth one ducked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Re: your favorite jokes Guy goes into a bar with an alligator, sits down and says.......... Can't tell the rest, but trust me, it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Re: your favorite jokes ill give you one back when i was in high school that my gym teacher told us, its kinda cheesy but also he was a cheesy teacher, goes like this, i was driving down the road the other day and i seen a turkey along side the road, well the turkey jumped out in front of me and i hit it, as i hit it, an officer was going the other way in the other lane, when i hit the turkey it flew up and landed on the windshield of the officers car, the officer turned around and pulled me over, when i asked why i was being pulled over, he said he was pulling me over for flipping him the bird, i know its corny, but gym teacher to gym teacher might work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Re: your favorite jokes What's the difference between an in-law and an out-law? Outlaws are wanted! New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughboy1956 Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Re: your favorite jokes Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can buy them back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Re: your favorite jokes This 80 yr. old man in Floriday just bought a new mustang and he takes off down the interstate, before he knows it, he's doing 110 miles an hour. He sees flashing lights behind him and slows down and pulls over. The cop walks up to the window and says sir, it is 4:50 on Friday and I get off in 10 min. If you can give me a reason why you were driving so fast that i've never heard before, i'll let you go. The guy said "Well, 30 yrs ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper and I thought you were bringing her back." The officer said "Have a nice Day!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUGARKAHNE Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Re: your favorite jokes How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? You knock on the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Re: your favorite jokes Here's a cheesy one for ya... Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: your favorite jokes Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? Just in case they get a hole in one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutz4bucks Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: your favorite jokes Did you hear about the Blonde that got fired at the M&M factory............She was throwing away all the W's HAHA lol that's pretty cheesy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: your favorite jokes Why do blondes was their hair in the sink? That's where all the vegetables are washed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: your favorite jokes How do you make a Kleenex dance?.................Put alittle boogie in it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: your favorite jokes A donkey and John Kerry walk into a bar and goes up to the bartender. Bartender says, "Hey guys why the long face?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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