Gator Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 [image][/image] Tim Tebow and Chuck Norris once squared off. The fight lasted for 4 years, then Tebow realized that he was actually in a fight. He immediately stiff armed Chuck Norris upon this realization. This event is referred to as the "Big Bang" Tim Tebow saved the manatees. Then he stiff armed them back on the endandered species list so they wouldnt get cocky. Tim Tebow is Jackie Chan's stunt double Tim Tebow invented the pedestal. Then he invented the stiff arm to have something to knock people off it. The recent earthquake off the coast of Florida measured 6.0 on the Richter scale, or .024 Tim Tebows. Gandhi didnt fast, Tim Tebow simply got drunk one night and ate all his food A spike in Tim Tebow stiff arms caused the tooth fairy to go broke in 1993. Kurt Cobain once told a joke at Tim Tebow's expense... well we all know what happened next. You don't hit Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow hits you! Tim Tebow doesn't get sacked. Tim Tebow sacks defensive linemen. Tebow doesn't throw interceptions, he throws the ball to you so he can bring some pain SuperMan wears Tim Tebow Pajamas. Tim Tebow counted to infinity - twice. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Tim Tebow Tim Tebow built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Tebow met all three bullets with his stiff arm, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Tim Tebow can touch MC Hammer. At birth, Tim Tebow came out arms first so he could stiff arm the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Tim Tebow but Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Tim Tebow sleeps with a night light. Not because Tim Tebow is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Tim Tebow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Tim Tebow Folklore!!! [ QUOTE ] [image][/image] Tim Tebow built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Tebow met all three bullets with his stiff arm, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. [/ QUOTE ] Now that is so funny yet so wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Tim Tebow Folklore!!! LOL................good thing his arms aren't that gross. He wouldn't be able to throw the ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texastrophies Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Tim Tebow Folklore!!! Who is TT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Tim Tebow Folklore!!! [ QUOTE ] Who is TT? [/ QUOTE ] The University of Florida's next STAR QB. Right now he is a back up for Leak, but has made some spectacular plays and SHOULD BE the starter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texastrophies Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Tim Tebow Folklore!!! OOOHhhhhh, I thought maybe he was somebody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted November 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Tim Tebow Folklore!!! [ QUOTE ] OOOHhhhhh, I thought maybe he was somebody [/ QUOTE ] May not be MUCH now, but TIM TEBOW will be words of much strength come next year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muggs Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Tim Tebow Folklore!!! How'd Leak go from being one of the top college's QB's in the country to almost being replaced by a true freshman? I know this Tebow guy can sorta run the ball, but can he throw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathcoerracin Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Tim Tebow Folklore!!! you stole those from chuck norris!! lol still funny though!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Re: Tim Tebow Folklore!!! [ QUOTE ] How'd Leak go from being one of the top college's QB's in the country to almost being replaced by a true freshman? I know this Tebow guy can sorta run the ball, but can he throw? [/ QUOTE ] Yes he can throw. He does it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slugshooter Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Re: Tim Tebow Folklore!!! GREATEST POST EVER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted December 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: Tim Tebow Folklore!!! This needs to be resurrected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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