Texan_Til_I_Die Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 A college professor, an avowed atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no God, the expression, "One Nation Under God", was unconstitutional, and further, he was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give You 15 minutes!" The lecture room fell silent.. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine just back from active duty in Iraq and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him arse over teacups from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold! At first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent...waiting. Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the front row. When he regained his senses and could speak he yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?" "God was busy. He sent me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The Atheist Professor LOL!!! Thats a good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The Atheist Professor ..God works in mysterious ways ...eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The Atheist Professor Awesome! I just got that one via email as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The Atheist Professor That is great! Need more students like that!! LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The Atheist Professor LMBO! Servers his right.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The Atheist Professor That's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Re: The Atheist Professor Amen brother!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Re: The Atheist Professor good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Re: The Atheist Professor That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA_Spike_King Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Re: The Atheist Professor I like that one also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Re: The Atheist Professor Yup, that's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HitRmisS Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Re: The Atheist Professor right on! thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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