OJR Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on I-35 south, just outside of St.Paul. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" What's the hold up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Re: Traffic Jam! ROFLMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Re: Traffic Jam! LMBO! Thats a RIOT! Im emailing that one around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clay008 Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Re: Traffic Jam! Haha! Thats pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Re: Traffic Jam! I'll empty my bank account to buy rocket fuel to use! But only if I get to light it! New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Re: Traffic Jam! LMBO. That is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Re: Traffic Jam! I'd gladly give a gallon or 2 to a worthy cause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Re: Traffic Jam! LMBO!!!!! Love it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Re: Traffic Jam! LMAO!! I heard something similar to that I believe... except a Canadian version. Too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUGARKAHNE Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Re: Traffic Jam! Gotta love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughboy1956 Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Re: Traffic Jam! Thats funny right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Re: Traffic Jam! That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Re: Traffic Jam! that was great! where can i send a tanker??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airman312 Posted November 29, 2006 Report Share Posted November 29, 2006 Re: Traffic Jam! That's Great!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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