13 Differences between Women And Men


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1.NAMES:

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will

call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer

to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2.EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in

a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have

anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change

back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3.MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on

sale.

4.BATHROOMS

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,

razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.

A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5.ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that.... is the beginning of a new

argument.

6.CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick

cats.

7.FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8.SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can

spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9.MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

10.DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the

garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11.NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night

12.OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about

dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,

secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13.FINAL THOUGHT

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two

people remembering the same thing.

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Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about

dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,

secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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ROFL That is SO my dad!! grin.gif

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5.ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that.... is the beginning of a new

argument.

SOOOOOOOOO TRUE lol

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Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men

#1 My names are referred to body parts for my friends! LMBO

#2 I left my wife pay the checks.

#3 How true!

#4 I have to clear my side of the sink off every morning.

#5 Don't aruge, it saves on fights.LOL

#6 I hate her dog(wienner dog) and love my two cats

#7 We both want the same, no more credit cards.LOL

#8 She just got a promotion, so Idon't have to work as much overtime.

#9 Somewhat true.

#10 Very true!

#11 I got a reminder of that, this morning! LMBO

#12 I'm known as Mr. Mom around my neighborhood, so I have to buck that one totally. LOL

#13 How True! LOL

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