doughboy1956 Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Oh boy oh boy am i going to get it for this one from the new mods and all the lady hunters 1.NAMES: If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2.EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3.MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. 4.BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 5.ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that.... is the beginning of a new argument. 6.CATS Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. 7.FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 8.SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 9.MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. 10.DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. 11.NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night 12.OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. 13.FINAL THOUGHT Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men [ QUOTE ] 4.BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. [/ QUOTE ] thats me right there, lol, those are pretty good, i liked #6 also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tp793 Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men lol--those are good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men #4 must be from our bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men LMBO at #13,............................ not that I've ever made any mistakes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladydiehard Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men [ QUOTE ] 11.NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night [/ QUOTE ] This definitely isn't true of my husband...eghads he needs the shower and the toothbrush immediately! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUGARKAHNE Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men [ QUOTE ] Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. [/ QUOTE ] ROFL That is SO my dad!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men lol those were pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men a commet here could sure get a guy in a heap of trouble... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men No Comment!!! LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men I can relate to all of those except #6 (I like our cat, just nobody elses..LOL) and #12, I especially can relate to #1, #5, #7, #10 and #13 .......right doughboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunting_boy Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men lmbo i think them are the greatist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tx_Hunting_Gal Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men 5.ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that.... is the beginning of a new argument. SOOOOOOOOO TRUE lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight Shooter Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men #1 My names are referred to body parts for my friends! LMBO #2 I left my wife pay the checks. #3 How true! #4 I have to clear my side of the sink off every morning. #5 Don't aruge, it saves on fights.LOL #6 I hate her dog(wienner dog) and love my two cats #7 We both want the same, no more credit cards.LOL #8 She just got a promotion, so Idon't have to work as much overtime. #9 Somewhat true. #10 Very true! #11 I got a reminder of that, this morning! LMBO #12 I'm known as Mr. Mom around my neighborhood, so I have to buck that one totally. LOL #13 How True! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men LMBO. Those are so true and funny too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: 13 Differences between Women And Men [ QUOTE ] LMBO. Those are so true and funny too. [/ QUOTE ] Better be careful hunny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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