Real Life Redneck Jokes


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My hunting partner and i have had some very "redneck" moments in our time, and we started a list of "u might be a redneck" jokes that have actually happened in our lives, here are a few..

if you pass up the bathroom inside to pee outside

if u brush your teeth around your dip in the morning

if you wear camo sweatpants with a belt

if you wear a camo tshirt on your first date

if u answer the door for a stranger in nothing but your britches

these r the ones we have for now...im sure there will be plenty more to come

ne one else have ne good "real life" redneck jokes?

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i forgot one u might be a redneck if you use a shotgun shell for a plug in your boat, we have done that

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What gauge? Might need to keep some handy. smile.gif

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or you might be a redneck if your house catches on fire and you can take your house to the firestation

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LOL

I still like the one guys signature in here, something like if you can understand what ward burton is saying you might be a redneck, that there is funny

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These did not happen to me but I found them and thought a few people here might be able to relate or know someone who these remind you of grin.gif

The centerpiece on your dining room table

is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

or

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

or

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

or

Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

There are some more here at this website if you want a good laugh.

Redneck humor

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you might be a redneck if whenever you and your buddies go huntin and as soon as you get out of the truck you all scatter to pee like a bunch of dogs.

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I thought of one while I was cleaning the BBQ this summer.

If you get tetanus from eating food off your BBQ, you might be a redneck.

One my dad did.

If you get your pocketknife out to cut steak in a restaurant and just put it back in your pocket because you forgot to clean it after deer season three months ago, you might be a redneck.

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