RDNKHNTR77 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 My hunting partner and i have had some very "redneck" moments in our time, and we started a list of "u might be a redneck" jokes that have actually happened in our lives, here are a few.. if you pass up the bathroom inside to pee outside if u brush your teeth around your dip in the morning if you wear camo sweatpants with a belt if you wear a camo tshirt on your first date if u answer the door for a stranger in nothing but your britches these r the ones we have for now...im sure there will be plenty more to come ne one else have ne good "real life" redneck jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes [ QUOTE ] if you pass up the bathroom inside to pee outside if u answer the door for a stranger in nothing but your britches [/ QUOTE ] these two apply to me i forgot one u might be a redneck if you use a shotgun shell for a plug in your boat, we have done that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clay008 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes [ QUOTE ] i forgot one u might be a redneck if you use a shotgun shell for a plug in your boat, we have done that [/ QUOTE ] What gauge? Might need to keep some handy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gitcha_some Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes you might be a redneck if you look forward to your 18th birthday only because you can finally buy shotgun shells! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathcoerracin Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes you might be a redneck if you stop on the side of the road to use the bathroom and someone is already there or you might be a redneck if your house catches on fire and you can take your house to the firestation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughboy1956 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes You might be a Redneck if you use the hole in the floor in the back seat of the car to pee instead of asking your hunting parner to pull over for a rest stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes lol good ones guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] i forgot one u might be a redneck if you use a shotgun shell for a plug in your boat, we have done that [/ QUOTE ] What gauge? Might need to keep some handy. [/ QUOTE ] it was 12 guage we used on my buddies boat, it fit perfectly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoyt03 Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes [ QUOTE ] or you might be a redneck if your house catches on fire and you can take your house to the firestation [/ QUOTE ] LOL I still like the one guys signature in here, something like if you can understand what ward burton is saying you might be a redneck, that there is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tp793 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes [ QUOTE ] if u brush your teeth around your dip in the morning [/ QUOTE ] LOL..that there is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] if u brush your teeth around your dip in the morning [/ QUOTE ] LOL..that there is funny [/ QUOTE ] lmbo really like that one funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabuckbuster03 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes thoes are funny right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDNKHNTR77 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes [ QUOTE ] You might be a Redneck if you use the hole in the floor in the back seat of the car to pee instead of asking your hunting parner to pull over for a rest stop. [/ QUOTE ] lol thats a great one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rut-Nut Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes [ QUOTE ] if u brush your teeth around your dip in the morning [/ QUOTE ] ...........if you know what "dip" is! LOL! ...........if your lawn ornaments double as 3D targets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes Those are great, roflmbo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianxt Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes if your truck has more lights then your christmas tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes Tom and I thought of one the other day, but I can't remember it now. Tom might remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes Shouldn't it be if you brush your TOOTH around your dip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes These did not happen to me but I found them and thought a few people here might be able to relate or know someone who these remind you of The centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist. or You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." or You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. or Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back. There are some more here at this website if you want a good laugh. Redneck humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes LOL. Those are pretty good. If you use your pocketknife to clean under your finger nails while sitting at the dining room table, then stick it back in your pocket and later pull it back out cut on your steak, you might be a redneck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes [ QUOTE ] you might be a redneck if you look forward to your 18th birthday only because you can finally buy shotgun shells! [/ QUOTE ] This was definitely one for me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes If your mother has ever said to her grandson "Did you come inside JUST to pee???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes [ QUOTE ] If your mother has ever said to her grandson "Did you come inside JUST to pee???" [/ QUOTE ] Even better, If your mother has ever said to her daughter "Did you come inside JUST to pee????" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mathews4 Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes you might be a redneck if whenever you and your buddies go huntin and as soon as you get out of the truck you all scatter to pee like a bunch of dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Washi Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Real Life Redneck Jokes I thought of one while I was cleaning the BBQ this summer. If you get tetanus from eating food off your BBQ, you might be a redneck. One my dad did. If you get your pocketknife out to cut steak in a restaurant and just put it back in your pocket because you forgot to clean it after deer season three months ago, you might be a redneck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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