Jeramie Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was mad. He cussed out the elves and called Mrs. Clause, “Hag.” Miserable little brats, those ungrateful little jerks. Give me one reason I shouldn’t scrap the whole works?! I've busted my rear for dang near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady gripes cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen ran away And just when I thought that things would get better I’m getting audited, the IRS sent a letter, They say I owe taxes—and if that ain't funny Who is this entire World ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little twits. I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'm sitting on my rear and drawing unemployment. There's no Santa this year now you know the reason, He was last seen with a blond……….going SOUTH for the season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3whunt Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: A Christmas Story! That's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revhard Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: A Christmas Story! ha ha .. thats good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: A Christmas Story! LMBO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Re: A Christmas Story! yep i seen that last night on another forum, its pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted December 8, 2006 Report Share Posted December 8, 2006 Re: A Christmas Story! That is pretty good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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