Rednecks Get R Done


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Hello, this is the Sheriff department, how may we help you.

I'm calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith, he's hideing Marijuana in his firewood. I don't know how he gets it in there, but it's there.

Thanks for the call, we'll check it out.

The next day the sheriff department swarms Virgils wood shed. Armed with axes the split every piece of wood with out finding anything. They sneer at Virgil as they leave.

The phone rings,

Hey Virgil, this is Floyd, was the sheriff out today?

Yep,

Did he chop your firewood for you?

Yep,

Happy Birthday buddy!

( Git "R" Done ) grin.gifgrin.gif

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Re: Rednecks Get R Done

since where on the subject of rednecks heres another one....

Merry Christmas you bunch-a red necks!

You might be a red neck if;

* You hone your buck knife while telling The Night Before Christmas.

* You place jerky and beer on the table for Santa Christmas Eve

* On your letter to Santa you have included more than one of these items (fishing equipment, boats – poles – tackle box – lures – coolers – fishing clothes, hunting clothes, ammunition, new fire arms, pick up truck, camper, hunting lodge.

* The mantle over your fireplace holds more deer heads than stockings.

* You use panty hose for stockings

* Your hound gives Santa’s deer a good run for their jingle bells when he arrives at your house Christmas Eve.

* You receive a Christmas card or Christmas email from any one from the Appellations

* Your new years resolution it to get that coon that has been eating from and kicking your trash cans over for the last two week.

* You open your gifts bare foot and shirtless

* When opening your presents you receive one of these items (fishing equipment, boats – poles – tackle box – lures – coolers – fishing clothes, hunting clothes, ammunition, new fire arms, pick up truck, camper, hunting lodge.

There is no doubt at all of your being a red neck if after opening your gifts on Christmas Day you load up the pickup to go out to the lake, woods, or range to try out your new gifts.

Merry Christmas Y'all,

and to Y'all, a good Bite.

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