dartonman Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 True story, happened to me this morning, and I had a witness...which really makes it funny. On my way to work this morning at 515am, the car in front of me smacks a huge doe.......I mean, this deer is 5 years old easy, has a head like a donkey, and a body like a horse. So, I whip over real quick, and the deer is paralyzed, and I quickly grap the back legs and drag her off into the huge snowbank, and check on the driver of the car...I wanted to make sure they were alright, and didnt need medical help.....Out comes this guy, who is like 6'11, 350lbs, and he smiles and says, " I hope you like deer meat, that thing is yours"...I quickly call my co worker, who was in front of the car that struck the deer, "turn around Mike, got a big one down, time to load up".......so, Mike turns around real quick, and parks behind my suburban....I grab my knife, and hatchet cleaning combo from the back seat area, grab the does leg, and notice no visible damage at all to this great looking Illinois deer, all I can think about is all the burger I can have for the kids....then it HAPPENS....the deer jumps up, shakes it head like three times....and trots up the snowbank....very, very ALIVE. Then the deer runs at full speed across the road, stops and looks back at us....and is gone......I thought I was gonna have a stroke right there.....lol......Mike stands there, mouth opened...and says..."we should of shot it when we had the chance...".........I told him...we dont have any guns with us..............lol.........lesson learned.......thought you folks would love the scare of a lifetime for ole dartonman...............she was huge............al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mountain_Dragon Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here That's a great story. I think I would have done more than peed myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here Happened to me once too Al. Guy hit a little buck, was standing there looking at it. I offered to go home (it was on my road) and call the Sheriff for a possession tag. Came back to claim the deer and the guy is wandering around in the field. I asked what happened and he says "he just got up and walked away...." I searched the area the next day, but never did find that deer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slughunter Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here LOL, sounds like the impact only knocked her out and thats it. I had a turkey do that to me after I shot it, got up and walked off. -shane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here LMBO Al! Could have been worse, loaded up in the Suburban when the life came back to her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJL Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here Hatchet and knife..................that's normal hunting gear on Vancouver Island. If you could have found a tree to knock the scope off that knife you might have stood a chance......... JJL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here [ QUOTE ] LMBO Al! Could have been worse, loaded up in the Suburban when the life came back to her! [/ QUOTE ] TOMMY BOY right there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here lmbo!!! Glad she didnt come back to when ya started to load her up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tp793 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here lmbo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here Great story Al .LOL My friend Steve had a roadkill run away with his knife one time, and all he was trying to do was put it out of it's mysery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here funny story. and buckee, you sure have had some strang stories with knives... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhunter91 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff h [ QUOTE ] Hatchet and knife..................that's normal hunting gear on Vancouver Island. JJL [/ QUOTE ] That's all for Steve!! Funny story Al.. That must've been funny to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff h LOL, I got a similar story. A guy I work with was driving in one day and hit a small button buck. Not wanting to be late for work, he throws the deer in the bed of his truck and calls the police on the way in to report it and get a tag for the carcass. He arrives at work and the deer was on the opposite side of the truck from where he put it. So he comes running in the building and says "guys, i got a deer in my truck but i think its still alive, how should we kill it?" One genius comes up with the bright idea to hit it in the head a few times with a sledge hammer. So about a half dozen of us go out there. The deer appears to be dead and the guy with the sledge hammer jumps in the bed of the truck to check it over. As hes looking it over, the deer whips its head around and looks up at him. The guy fell out of the back of the truck. After laughing outrageously for a couple minutes, somebody finally managed to finish it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex30808 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff h Here's the one that did not get away...How do you Grill a turkey? Like this: A buddy's dad was commin home from work and a flock of birds got up...He was only about a mile from his house....he heard a bumb...but thought he missed them because he did not see any feathers...but after he got out of his truck...this is what he seen.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff h If this had happened to Buckee, it might have got up but it'd of been a skeleton!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff h That's funny....would have liked to have seen your faces when it took off. Like the "grilled turkey" picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff h Good thing you were not starting to gut it when it came to! You might have done more then "pee"!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff h lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slugshooter Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here The only thing I could think about was the movie Tommy Boy when the deer wakes up in the back of the car and destroys it. That's some funny stuff right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here Thats too funny. Should have got that knife in her sooner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here "how do you grill a turkey". excellent alex. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HaDeRonDa Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff h Can I say this??? Should have pulled a Buckee??? I hope she makes it for the long haul. Yeah they are tough but that had to have caused a few problems. I wonder when this happens how long it takes for them to urinate. I would have peed as soon as I got out of sight from people. I probably would have done the #2 thing too if I were a deer. Only if they could think and reason. Neat story. Glad no one was hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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