I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here


dartonman

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True story, happened to me this morning, and I had a witness...which really makes it funny. On my way to work this morning at 515am, the car in front of me smacks a huge doe.......I mean, this deer is 5 years old easy, has a head like a donkey, and a body like a horse. So, I whip over real quick, and the deer is paralyzed, and I quickly grap the back legs and drag her off into the huge snowbank, and check on the driver of the car...I wanted to make sure they were alright, and didnt need medical help.....Out comes this guy, who is like 6'11, 350lbs, and he smiles and says, " I hope you like deer meat, that thing is yours"...I quickly call my co worker, who was in front of the car that struck the deer, "turn around Mike, got a big one down, time to load up".......so, Mike turns around real quick, and parks behind my suburban....I grab my knife, and hatchet cleaning combo from the back seat area, grab the does leg, and notice no visible damage at all to this great looking Illinois deer, all I can think about is all the burger I can have for the kids....then it HAPPENS....the deer jumps up, shakes it head like three times....and trots up the snowbank....very, very ALIVE. Then the deer runs at full speed across the road, stops and looks back at us....and is gone......I thought I was gonna have a stroke right there.....lol......Mike stands there, mouth opened...and says..."we should of shot it when we had the chance...".........I told him...we dont have any guns with us..............lol.........lesson learned.......thought you folks would love the scare of a lifetime for ole dartonman...............she was huge............al

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Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff here

Happened to me once too Al. Guy hit a little buck, was standing there looking at it. I offered to go home (it was on my road) and call the Sheriff for a possession tag. Came back to claim the deer and the guy is wandering around in the field. I asked what happened and he says "he just got up and walked away...." confused.gif

I searched the area the next day, but never did find that deer. frown.gif

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LOL, I got a similar story. A guy I work with was driving in one day and hit a small button buck. Not wanting to be late for work, he throws the deer in the bed of his truck and calls the police on the way in to report it and get a tag for the carcass. He arrives at work and the deer was on the opposite side of the truck from where he put it. So he comes running in the building and says "guys, i got a deer in my truck but i think its still alive, how should we kill it?" One genius comes up with the bright idea to hit it in the head a few times with a sledge hammer. So about a half dozen of us go out there. The deer appears to be dead and the guy with the sledge hammer jumps in the bed of the truck to check it over. As hes looking it over, the deer whips its head around and looks up at him. The guy fell out of the back of the truck. After laughing outrageously for a couple minutes, somebody finally managed to finish it off. grin.gif

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Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff h

Here's the one that did not get away...How do you Grill a turkey?

Like this:

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A buddy's dad was commin home from work and a flock of birds got up...He was only about a mile from his house....he heard a bumb...but thought he missed them because he did not see any feathers...but after he got out of his truck...this is what he seen..

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Guest HaDeRonDa

Re: I almost peeeeeeeeeeeed myself...funny stuff h

Can I say this??? Should have pulled a Buckee???

I hope she makes it for the long haul. Yeah they are tough but that had to have caused a few problems.

I wonder when this happens how long it takes for them to urinate. I would have peed as soon as I got out of sight from people. I probably would have done the #2 thing too if I were a deer. Only if they could think and reason.

Neat story. Glad no one was hurt.

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