Andy Rooney


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Got this in an email and thought I'd share it...

Right on, Andy Rooney!

>> >>>

>> >>> Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:

>> >>> I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of

>> >>> anything except

>> >>> numbers. The only things I can think of that are

>> >>> truly discriminatory

>> >>> are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet

>> >>> Magazine, Black

>> >>> Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America.

>> >>> Try to have things

>> >>> like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud

>> >>> Magazine, White

>> >>> Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and

>> >>> see what happens...

>> >>>

>> >>> Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

>> >>>

>> >>> Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes

>> >>> you a killer. You

>> >>> can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but

>> >>> no one is trying to

>> >>> ban you from driving to the ball game.

>> >>>

>> >>> I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a

>> >>> reason, that is why there

>> >>> are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl

>> >>> Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING

>> >>> MARTHA BURKE?

>> >>>

>> >>> I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it

>> >>> is not a phobia, it

>> >>> is an opinion.

>> >>>

>> >>> I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others

>> >>> because they are

>> >>> different, weird, or tick me off.

>> >>>

>> >>> When 70% of the people who get arrested are black,

>> >>> in cities where 70%

>> >>> of the population is black, that is not racial

>> >>> profiling, it is the

>> >>> Law of Probability.

>> >>>

>> >>> I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a

>> >>> pack of cigarettes,

>> >>> a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in

>> >>> English! As a matter of

>> >>> fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you

>> >>> should have to speak

>> >>> English!

>> >>>

>> >>> My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you

>> >>> can leave the

>> >>> countries you were born in to come over and

>> >>> disrespect ours.

>> >>>

>> >>> I think the police should have every right to shoot

>> >>> your sorry butt if

>> >>> you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If

>> >>> you can't understand

>> >>> the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the

>> >>> above lines.

>> >>>

>> >>> I don't think just because you were not born in this

>> >>> country, you are

>> >>> qualified for any special loan programs, government

>> >>> sponsored bank loans

>> >>> or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee

>> >>> shop, trinket

>> >>> store, or any other business.

>> >>>

>> >>> We did not go to the aid of certain foreign

>> >>> countries and risk our lives

>> >>> in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades

>> >>> later they could come

>> >>> over here and tell us our constitution is a living

>> >>> document; and open to

>> >>> their interpretations.

>> >>>

>> >>> I don't hate the rich I don't pity the poor.

>> >>>

>> >>> I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and

>> >>> television. That

>> >>> doesn't stop you from watching them.

>> >>>

>> >>> I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every

>> >>> penny he made and

>> >>> continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and

>> >>> invent the next

>> >>> operating system that's better, and put your name on

>> >>> the building.

>> >>>

>> >>> It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child

>> >>> right, but it does take

>> >>> a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their

>> >>> little behinds when

>> >>> necessary, and say "NO!"

>> >>>

>> >>> I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want

>> >>> them, but please don't

>> >>> pretend they are a political statement. And, please,

>> >>> stay home until

>> >>> that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at

>> >>> your ugly infected

>> >>> mouth as you serve me French fries!

>> >>>

>> >>> I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot

>> >>> of black people, and

>> >>> not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how

>> >>> can they be

>> >>> "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent.

>> >>> I don't go around

>> >>> saying I am a European-American because my great,

>> >>> great, great, great,

>> >>> great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud

>> >>> to be from America

>> >>> and nowhere else

>> >>>

>> >>> And if you don't like my point of view, tough...

>> >>>

>> >>> I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED

>> >>> STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO

>> >>> THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER

>> >>> GOD, INDIVISIBLE,

>> >>> WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

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but I really wonder who actually said it, I heard it was Charlie Daniels.....either way, right on. grin.gif

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Have heard it was Charlie Daniels before as well, and this has been posted here several times. Come to think of it, I think it might have been posted on Charlies site quite some time back.

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Got this in an email and thought I'd share it...

Right on, Andy Rooney!

>> >>>

>> >>> Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:

>> >>> I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of

>> >>> anything except

>> >>> numbers. The only things I can think of that are

>> >>> truly discriminatory

>> >>> are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet

>> >>> Magazine, Black

>> >>> Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America.

>> >>> Try to have things

>> >>> like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud

>> >>> Magazine, White

>> >>> Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and

>> >>> see what happens...

>> >>>

>> >>> Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

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Just a thought but aren't caucasions officially a minority in this country? thought i heard that somewhere. Anyways who ever said it is the man

(right up there with Uncle Ted Nugent). Perfect!!!!

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