Bowtech_archer07 Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Here's a little laugh for everybody!! Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE .The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Why Why Why?? LOL. Seen most of those before still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Why Why Why?? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Because it seems to work! Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Its still wet Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Because of lawyers Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Because it would look funny compared to his shaved chest, back and legs Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? I can guess who's idea it wasn't If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? Because of the wife How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Because they are men And my FAVORITE .The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. I figured out a few of them guys...you can all help out with the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Why Why Why?? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Because it seems to work! Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? because they can get away with it Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? because they're not as bright as the stars Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Its still wet Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Because of lawyers Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Because it would look funny compared to his shaved chest, back and legs Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? reflexes...he has good reflexes Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? I think it's called I'mgonnacrash,butmaybeI'llsurviveandnotgetcaptured syndrom (otherwise known as moronic hope) Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? so you can ask someone if they have a lisp. And when they answer you, and say "No, I don't have a lithp" you will know for sure If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? well, if you believe people evolved from apes, then you figure it out. I got better things to do Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? not true ....I used red bubble bath once and the bubbles were pretty pink Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Yes, the day you really need one at a good price Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? don't know, but I know things are always materializing in my fridge. Not sure if they're good to eat though Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? because they paid too much for the vacuum, and they want their money's worth Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? because you always have to grab them from the wrong end to start. they make it that way on purpose to see how long it takes you to catch on How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? wish I knew too When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" because they'd most likely ram you again....duh!! Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? because I don't have superman reflexes In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? Because of the wife How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Because they are men And my FAVORITE .The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. WHEW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight Shooter Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Why Why Why?? Those are just to funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Why Why Why?? WOW guys, didn't expect that return, but hilarious!!!!! !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heathcoerracin Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Why Why Why?? funny stuf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Why Why Why?? LOL those are funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Why Why Why?? seen them before, but still great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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