Bowtech_archer07 Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Ok, here's mine, and you all are gonna die laughing. I was playing donkey basketball which, simply put, is where you ride a donkey and try to play basketball(I've had a lot of people ask me what it was). The coordinator thought it would be funny to give me the donkey that bucked HARD!!!! and not tell me. So i'm trying to get on him and finally on the third time i succeed and he jumps once and i think "OK, this might not be too bad" then it happened. He bucked, and I flew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I landed, I landed on my lower back and my head snapped down and smacked on the gym floor(OUCH) Good thing we had helmets. Well, I couldn't move for a min. as my back hurt so bad. When I did get up, I walked like I had a corn cob shoved up my rear. I was hurting this bad for about a week, and still had to practice regular basketball. The kicker is, it happened opening night of shotgun season. Good thing dad let me skip school that morning and I killed my buck cause I don't think I could have sat it a deer stand !! Well that's mine, let's hear yours!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? LOL, I broke my tailbone giving birth to my first child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? Here is one of my many...not weird but funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? It's a long story but I had a pencil stuck in my butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? [ QUOTE ] It's a long story but I had a pencil stuck in my butt [/ QUOTE ] Pics??? JUST KIDDING...............but you'd better explain this one. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? [ QUOTE ] It's a long story but I had a pencil stuck in my butt [/ QUOTE ] I'm curious as to who stuck it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slugshooter Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? Self-inflicted...or accidental??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? OMG How in the world did this world did this happen?? Was it an angry person who took "o shove it" literally or what?!?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest outdoorgirl Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] It's a long story but I had a pencil stuck in my butt [/ QUOTE ] Pics??? JUST KIDDING...............but you'd better explain this one. LOL [/ QUOTE ] OMG Andrea that is so funny...I can't stop laughing That must of hurt Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? LOL. Think I am not telling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? [ QUOTE ] Here is one of my many...not weird but funny... [/ QUOTE ] Awwwwwwwwww, it's so refreshing to see a man who WEARS his wedding ring................ Nice break btw, your wife do that??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? [ QUOTE ] Nice break btw, your wife do that??? [/ QUOTE ] LOL, think Ken has self inflicted broken appendages Andrea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? [ QUOTE ] Awwwwwwwwww, it's so refreshing to see a man who WEARS his wedding ring................ [/ QUOTE ] Yep..thats what it looked like just before the doctor cut it off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Awwwwwwwwww, it's so refreshing to see a man who WEARS his wedding ring................ [/ QUOTE ] Yep..thats what it looked like just before the doctor cut it off! [/ QUOTE ] NO WAY!!!! The ring or the finger, LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? The last two years have had 4 self inflicted injuries..... 1 broken finger, 1 dislocated finger (pictured above), torn knee cartiladge (with surgery), and a torn rotator cuff (with surgery). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? [ QUOTE ] The last two years have had 4 self inflicted injuries..... 1 broken finger, 1 dislocated finger (pictured above), torn knee cartalidge (with surgery), and a torn rotator cuff (with surgery). [/ QUOTE ] How does one self-dislocate a finger??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] The last two years have had 4 self inflicted injuries..... 1 broken finger, 1 dislocated finger (pictured above), torn knee cartalidge (with surgery), and a torn rotator cuff (with surgery). [/ QUOTE ] How does one self-dislocate a finger??? [/ QUOTE ] Jiu Jitsu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? Geesh... have many! Most recent was on the weekend. Had the dumb idea to get my grandma to help aid me to pull the trigger on the crossbow while I held the string so I could un-**** it. I said "Okay, when I say to, pull the trigger." So I get my left hand under the string, go to click the safety off with my right hand, just as I clicked it off the crossbow went off. SNAP! The crossbow has a 185lb pull, so you could imagine the force. I have no problem doing it as long as I am ready and have both hands grasped on the string. Gran just heard me say "Pull the trigger" and "When I say to." My middle finger on the left hand got it the worst. Didn't hurt as much as you would think, just scared the livin' crap out of me. It swole up a bit and felt like a fat lip feeling. Now it's a little bruised in spots, but doesn't hurt anymore. My poor grandma felt so bad, I told her it wasn't as serious as she thought it was, and that I was okay. But she was still quite shook up. After the shock settled down, all I could do was laugh about it. (Figure that word would get blanked out. ****=caulk. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okiedog Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? Well here is mine. When I was around 10 years old, the neighborhood kids and I were in a wooded lot cutting saplings to make a bow. We ended up behind a body shop trying to put the strings on them. One of my buddies older brother came back there to see what we were doing. He took one of the sticks and said "lets see how hard I'am gonna be able to paddle when I'am a teacher?" (he was student teaching at the time). So he reached back and smacked that stick on an old car body. The stick broke, and pcs went everywhere. I was about 15ft away sitting on my bicycle, and 3 pcs of the wood went through my eyelid and stuck in my eye. The impact knocked me a couple of feet backwards off my bike onto the ground. My mom and aunt drove me 1 1/2hours to the nearest trama center. Had 6 months of plastic surgury, and ended up loosing 90 percent of my vision in my right eye. Good thing I shoot left handed, but that was about all the good that came out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? Mine happened just a few weeks ago while deer hunting in Kentucky. Fell about 5 feet while trying to get off the ladder of a shooting house that was turning over. I broke my right leg, right below my knee. The bone broke straight down the middle and then curved off to the side. That piece of bone was just floating around and I was told by the doctor that it tore the cartlidge in my knee. The results.........8 inch incision, 30 something staples, a big plate and screws in my leg, big brace on my leg, and about two months off work. Not good, but I am living with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? Wow, some of these are...kind of funny,lol, but I'm glad everyone is here to tell them! Well here's my abbreviated one,lol When I was 8, my mom ,sister, Andy, and I went to this state land and my mom and sister went walking around, Andy and I went to fish in this creek. Well I saw 2 bullfrogs doing their thingi n the creek and while Andy is fishing, I just had to go try and catch the frogs! When I went to catch them, a pine tree branch swung and hit me in the face. Next thing I know when I open my eyes, my right eye I couldn't see anything but all white! I think I started crying and Andy carried me back to the car, we got mom and my sister. Ended up the pine needle went through my right eye, into the real lens in my eye. I basically had emergency surgery a day later - they took the lens out and afterwards I wore a soft contact lens and glasses with bifocals. Now I just wear a hard contact lens. If I don't have my contact lens in, everything is really blurry - I can see color somewhat and kind of shapes but its all blurry without my lens. Oh, and I originally had blue eyes but the injured eye turned brown so eye, I have a blue eye and brown eye. I'm 23 now and basically have had to see with a lens in that eye longer than I've had a normal eye. Still kind of wonder why it happened and what purpose God had/has for it but oh well, that's my weird story! Of course i think Tominator has been writing a book on the side about me and injuries,lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] It's a long story but I had a pencil stuck in my butt [/ QUOTE ] Pics??? JUST KIDDING...............but you'd better explain this one. LOL [/ QUOTE ] o man thats to funny andrea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? Third grade, Miss Stradley's class, and I'm playing swords with Rebecca Trent, she scores a stab on my right index finger and breaks off the lead. That was roughly 1972, and that pencil lead is still in my finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom2008 Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? When I was about 4 years old I got stitches above my left eye. I was running around with a wooden fork and it had a a duck head on the handle end of it. My Mom told me not to run around with it. Of course I didn't listen and the duck ended up attacking me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Strangest injury?? got too many near death experiences to remember.... but, i'm still here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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