OJR Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 " LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT" A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies ........ Wait for it . It's coming . The suspense is killing you, isn't it? She says: "You just happened to catch my eye." (oh shut up, and just forward it!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bfletch7441 Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! That's funny! Painfullly obvious, but funny. Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! ROFLMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drkillemquick Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! love it!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! lol, great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! LOL. Good one Orlan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! BUAHAHAH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunting_boy Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! lol i like that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! LMBO! Thats just sick.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest indianahunter1 Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! now that was funny ! nice joke lmbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! HAHAHAHAHAHHA that is a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! [ QUOTE ] BUAHAHAH!! [/ QUOTE ] That is what I was thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! lol good lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! LMAO!!!! That is too funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! lmao. that is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughboy1956 Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! ROFL!!! I thought the punch line would be I,ll keep an eye out for you. Funny stuff there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muff Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! that has to be one of the worst jokes I have ever heard....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! i'll keep an eye out for more of these...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Loves_To_Hunt458 Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Re: Love At First Sight! That's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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