Life in Southern Calif.


doughboy1956

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LIFE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

San Diego, California...

A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk.

" This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, " I knew we wouldn't get far in astolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

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