Griz Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Best Dear John reply ever!! A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it 's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... That is equal justice!!! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... That's too good!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... LMAO griz... your just full of them funny jokes today EH?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... LOL! Thats funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... THAT'S GREAT!HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT ONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... that's great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... Great revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michiganbowhunter_SQ2 Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... LMAO...now thats funny right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... ... I don't care who you are, that's funny, if you don't think thats funny... then you just need to git yourself out of these here forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... LMBO! Thats awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTbowman Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... Sweeeet....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James7xChamp3 Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... That is icing on the cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedicast Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... thats too funy!!!! she definately got what she deserved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... awesome, just awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Re: A Dear John Letter.... Good for him!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Women!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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