ALAN Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 TRUCK STOP................ A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is an auto parts store?" "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon." "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the trucker. The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?" She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!" FOR ONCE THE BLOND GETS EVEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: truckstop hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: truckstop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drkillemquick Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: truckstop LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: truckstop Good one. I'll have to send that one to the wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: truckstop lol good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALAN Posted January 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: truckstop [ QUOTE ] Good one. I'll have to send that one to the wife. [/ QUOTE ] sure get me in trouble..lol j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODH Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: truckstop got to love them blondes, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: truckstop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: truckstop LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeE141414 Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 Re: truckstop Nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunting_boy Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Re: truckstop lmbo thats funny blonde's takeing over this world nnnoooooo lmbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Re: truckstop LMBO. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Re: truckstop that's funny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Re: truckstop I'm currently at a truckstop in Greeneville, Va en route to Orangeburg, NY. Not to be a buzzkill, but, no one at truckstops orders like that. We order eggs, pancakes and bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Re: truckstop lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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