NS whitetail Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 25 Signs Showing You Might be Canadian 1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK". 2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." 3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4. You drink Pop, not Soda. 5. You know what a Mickey and a 2,4 mean 6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans. 7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway. 8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. 9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. 10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group. 11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. 12. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & many more, are Canadians. 13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian! 14. You know what a touque is. 15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee" 17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages,but requires 6 pages for hockey. 18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work. 19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day. 20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. 21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan". (Sas-Kat-chew-wan) 22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'. 23. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade. 24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than,"Huh?" 25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!!!! and then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them...further (hehe) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisconsinboy Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian Lmbo, you can tell im from the south. You lost me on about half of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian LMBO......Good ones NS!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted September 22, 2003 Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian Gee NS ..I think I my be turning into an American wanna-be ...LOL I do care about the fuss with Cuba,and I don't really care to go there for my holidays. I also like my American brothers. serviettes are napkins to me , and I never did know what poutine was. (must be an eastern Canada thing ...LOL) The rest are hard to argue with ... do you need any Canadian tire money ehh....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted September 22, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian thought I'd let everyone know -- someone e-mailed this to me and I thought it was kinda funny no offense meant toward anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted September 23, 2003 Report Share Posted September 23, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian New Yorkers do talk funny...LOL ... so do folks from Illinois, Tennessee, Texas and all the other States ....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted September 23, 2003 Report Share Posted September 23, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian I got about half of them, if that! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambuscher Posted September 23, 2003 Report Share Posted September 23, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian ?????????????? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Huntin_Cop Posted September 23, 2003 Report Share Posted September 23, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian [ QUOTE ] Lmbo, you can tell im from the south. You lost me on about half of them! [/ QUOTE ] Me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted September 23, 2003 Report Share Posted September 23, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian Yup, I am definately not Canadian!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted September 23, 2003 Report Share Posted September 23, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian I am SO HAPPY that I am a true blue, patriotic AMERICAN!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayman Posted September 23, 2003 Report Share Posted September 23, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian I get most of 'em, but living this close to the northern border gives me an advantage. Heck I understand the dialect and lingo a heckuva lot more than I do than from all y'all southerners! Which reminds me...only 17 days and counting 'til I'm in Manitoba for the annual 10 day father-son waterfowl whackathon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Posted September 24, 2003 Report Share Posted September 24, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian Good stuff bud..... it's good to hear from one of the maybe 5 canadians on this whole forum . kinda funny how the yanks didnt get 1/2 of them but mind you if they came up with one i probaly wouldnt get a 1/4 . And for those of you who were wondering .. a potine is fries topped with mozzerala or chedar cheese and gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureshot Posted September 24, 2003 Report Share Posted September 24, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian LOL I got a few of them but in the bush here in sask I do not get out much LOL!! I have a #26 for ya,you know you are canadian when you and everyone you know votes so a moron does not get in to parlament and he still does every time even though he screws the whole country up!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Posted September 25, 2003 Report Share Posted September 25, 2003 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian good call with the cretien remark what a dink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian wow, where did that one come from --- I don't even remember posting that. keep those skeletons in the closet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sasksheds Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian I'm from Sask. I def understand the snowsuit thing!6 ft of snow in oct never stopped me from trick or treating.We had to lite bails on fire on main street just to stay warm ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSGB Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian [ QUOTE ] 16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee" [/ QUOTE ] So does France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian LOL nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitrrophybowhunter Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian no wonder i have no idea about the labatt commercials lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superguide Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian You've used'Cold enough for ya' as a successful pickup line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Re: 25 ways to know you are canadian LMAO Being a half hour from the border I actually understand some of these...scarey!! Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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