AdvantageTimberLou Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Subject: Fw: Hair Dryer The Hair Dryer A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything todeclare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer was strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drkillemquick Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Friday Joke Oh Man that is so bad and so funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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QDMAworks4me Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Friday Joke HAHAHAHA funny stuff right there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Friday Joke thats funny, LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Friday Joke LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Friday Joke LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Friday Joke LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Friday Joke Oh man! That is funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Friday Joke lol good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Friday Joke LMBOROTF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunting_boy Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Re: Friday Joke thats so wrong but funny as all get out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PAstringking Posted January 13, 2007 Report Share Posted January 13, 2007 Re: Friday Joke that ones getting forwarded to Uncles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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