Swamphunter Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first? " Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned! Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutz4bucks Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... That's not right lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... LMBO!!! Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JrFinn Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... ROFLMBO Thats good. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drkillemquick Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... LOL!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tp793 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... lmbo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... thats messed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitrrophybowhunter Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... [ QUOTE ] The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first? " Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned! Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow." [/ QUOTE ] Hillarious by Horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... LOL Wow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaDeerHunter Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... That is just funny! LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... that funny!!! LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... Sounds like a west coast joke to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... LMBO...that's good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... Hee! Hee! Hee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... LOL! horrible and funny at the same time!:-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... [ QUOTE ] thats messed up [/ QUOTE ] I agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... That is too funny! Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckslayer Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... Swampy, thats a good one man, but wow thats disgusting.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clay008 Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 Re: This cracks me up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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