Bush dodgers (joke)

[RangerClay]

CANADA BUSY SENDING BACK BUSH-DODGERS

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada

has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols

to stop the illegal immigration.

The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among

left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray

and agree with Bill O'Reilly.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology

professors, animal-rights activists, and Unitarians crossing their

fields at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood

producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield,

whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and

hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range

chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a

chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher

fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers

that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields.

"Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush

annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals

near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive

them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an

Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of

drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet,

though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often

wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors

have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing

re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic

beer and watch NASCAR.

In the days since the election, liberals have turned to

sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to

posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian

prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised

in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses

and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers.

"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show,

we get suspicious about their age," an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are

creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan

Sarandon movies.

"I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't

support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors

does

one country need?"

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice

President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that

the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close

to Cheney said.

"We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put

some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is determined

to reach out."

[Gator]

Re: Bush dodgers (joke)

LOL, that is good!!

[buckee]

Re: Bush dodgers (joke)

I enjoyed that..

[OJR]

Re: Bush dodgers (joke)

That is great!!! Poor Canada!!!! LOL!!!

[Texan_Til_I_Die]

Re: Bush dodgers (joke)

And like all good humor it has its basis in truth!

[wtnhunt]

Re: Bush dodgers (joke)

That is pretty good.

[Bruce Schmeck]

Re: Bush dodgers (joke)

I say, let ol' Red shoot 'em when he sees 'em.

[bulldawg]

Re: Bush dodgers (joke)

Aww, just have old red duct tape em together, and make a real tight liberal group out of em.