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Black and White

(Under age 40? You won't understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow,

Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set,

"Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet."

Depending on the channel you tuned,

You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June.

It felt so good. It felt so right.

Life looked better in black and white.

I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys,

Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys,

Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train,

Superman, Jimmy and Lois Lane.

Father Knows Best, Patty Duke,

Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too,

Donna Reed on Thursday night! --

Life looked better in black and white.

I want to go back to black and white.

Everything always turned out right.

Simple people, simple lives.

Good guys always won the fights.

Now nothing is the way it seems,

In living color on the TV screen.

Too many murders, too many fights,

I want to go back to black and white.

In God they trusted, alone in bed, they slept,

A promise made was a promise kept.

They never cussed or broke their vows.

They'd never make the network now.

But if I could, I'd rather be

In a TV town in '53.

It felt so good. It felt so right.

Life looked better in black and white.

I'd trade all the channels on the satellite,

If I could just turn back the clock tonight

To when everybody knew wrong from right.

Life was better in black and white!

Another Goody For The Oldtimers

My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting

board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food

poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw

sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown

paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can't remember getting ecoli.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a

pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a

pager was the school PA system.

We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent injury with a pair of high

top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes

with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any

injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we

are now..

Flunking gym was not an option...even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be

Speaking of school , we all sang the national anthem, and staying in

detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention.

We must have had horribly damaged psyches. What an archaic health system we

had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed

to be proud of myself.

I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station,

Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations.

bee sting? I could have been killed! We played 'king of the hill' on piles

of gravel left on vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom

pulled out the 48-cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because

it didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked. Now it's

a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of

antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for

leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat. We

didn't act up at the neighbor's house either because if we did, we got our

butt spanked there and then we got butt spanked again when we got home. I

recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the

front stoop, just before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that she could

have owned our house. Instead, she picked him up and swatted him for being

such a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck. To top it off, not a single

person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family

How could we possibly have known that? We needed to get into group therapy

and anger management classes? We were obviously so duped by so many societal

ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking

Prozac! How did we ever survive? LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA, AND

TO ALL WHO DIDN'T- SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MISSED. I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR

ANYTHING

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