HarvDog Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 I was in PetSmart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.....Duh!! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food has poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said "no...I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me." I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Purina Diet FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Purina Diet ROFLMBO...hehehe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Purina Diet ROFL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Purina Diet ROFLMBO. Saw something similar to this before. That is hilarious . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUGARKAHNE Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Purina Diet You shouldn't have done that to he poor woman. She'll probably never get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Re: Purina Diet That's funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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