AdvantageTimberLou Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Redneck pick up lines Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out. You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines LOL! Those are pretty funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetailkiller Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines lol .. pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines [ QUOTE ] You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. [/ QUOTE ] I like that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drkillemquick Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines djew skin that deer yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. Now that one is funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines You kiss better than my sister.... joking.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines LOL. Those are great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Clay008 Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines those are some good ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines what's wrong with them??? i use them all the time... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Justin Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines Man those are some good ones would those ever work!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted January 26, 2007 Report Share Posted January 26, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines OMG!! LMBO!!! My stomache hurts know from laughing at those!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Sureshot_10 Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines Those are pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines LOL. Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted January 27, 2007 Report Share Posted January 27, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines OMG!! Those are hilarious...i think i peed myself...oops. jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CampRAGS Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines not bad at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Steven Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines [ QUOTE ] You kiss better than my sister.... joking.. [/ QUOTE ] So your sister kisses better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strut10 Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines "That tooth of yours sure is pretty". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outdoor_Guy Posted January 28, 2007 Report Share Posted January 28, 2007 Re: Redneck Pick-up Lines Great lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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