Redneck Pick-up Lines


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Redneck pick up lines

Did you fart?

Cuz you blew me away.

Are yer parents retarded?

Cuz ya sure are special.

My Love fer you is like diarrhea.

I can't hold it in.

Do you have a library card?

Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

You might not be the best lookin girl here,

but beauty's only a light switch away.

Man - "Fat Penguin!"

Woman - "WHAT?"

Man - "I just wanted to say something

that would break the ice."

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?

I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,

we kin sleep til afternoon.

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