KANSAN Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 This is going to qualify as the most stupid post of the year award, but that's okay, LOL. Feel free to add your best deer-hunting related Chuck Norris jokes to the list! Here are a few I made..... Did you know Chuck Norris actually killed the legendary Hole in the Horn buck?? He was standing on the tracks trying to prove a locomotive going at full speed would actually bounce off him - the buck jumps out right about that time, and Chuck executes a perfect roundhouse kick to the face, sending the Ohio legend into the fence. The train de-railed too. Chuck Norris killed a booner last year simply by pointing his finger at it and saying "BANG!!" Chuck Norris can, in fact, catch Mathews...... It's a little known fact that all mature bucks attend Chuck Norris' survival school..... He has the world's most effective food plot seed blend - Chuck Forage Oats!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnf Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Chuck Norris ... and deer hunting I thought maybe some deer were forced to watch "Walker Texas Ranger" and died from the bad acting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Chuck Norris ... and deer hunting [ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris can, in fact, catch Mathews...... [/ QUOTE ] now thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IL_HuNtIn_KiD Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Chuck Norris ... and deer hunting [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris can, in fact, catch Mathews...... [/ QUOTE ] now thats a good one [/ QUOTE ] ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Chuck Norris ... and deer hunting Those are pretty good, but, Did you know Chuck Norris fathered every record book whitetail ever harvested... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoyt03 Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Chuck Norris ... and deer hunting From the words of Ben Stiller in Dodgeball...."Freakin" Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Chuck Norris ... and deer hunting Ok, I am missing something here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest outdoorgirl Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Chuck Norris ... and deer hunting [ QUOTE ] Those are pretty good, but, Did you know Chuck Norris fathered every record book whitetail ever harvested... [/ QUOTE ] Now thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Chuck Norris ... and deer hunting chcuk's da man...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6sixpoint_nobrows Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Chuck Norris ... and deer hunting haha those are good..my favorite is the chuck norris, can, in fact catch matthews..lol....good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Chuck Norris ... and deer hunting [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris can, in fact, catch Mathews...... [/ QUOTE ] now thats a good one [/ QUOTE ] Heck, I've heard he can catch Goldtips! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NWTF Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Chuck Norris ... and deer hunting I liked the show walker texas ranger chuck is great lol. I didn't know this but i found out the other day that Chuck Norris is actually a real texas ranger now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowtech_archer07 Posted February 4, 2007 Report Share Posted February 4, 2007 Re: Chuck Norris ... and deer hunting [ QUOTE ] Ok, I am missing something here? [/ QUOTE ] Chuck Norris jokes were a big craze a year or so ago, here are a few more Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. These are some that are actually appropriate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AustinAggie Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 Re: Chuck Norris ... and deer hunting When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 Re: Chuck Norris ... and deer hunting LOL. Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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