OTPG..Now I Understand!


LETMGROW

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I had an old friend come by this afternoon and ask me to use my shooting range. No problem I said, but asked him, why? He said he was on some sort of Forum which would let you belong to a club if you shot a magnum gun. " Sure go ahead " I replied. Well, he brought out this massive hand cannon which took a cartridge the likes of, I have never seen. I asked him how many grains of powder he used? He said he didn't know for sure but it was just shy of a 5 gallon pail's worth.

He sat down, aimed at a target 800 yards away and touched that baby off. My wife won't have to dust the house for a month, the picnic table he was shooting off is now kindling wood and the plywood target board can be used for mulch next spring.

I brought my dazed and disoriented friend into the house for a little R&R.

My wife took one look at him and said Oh, That Poor Guy. OTPG! Now I understand!

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It truly takes a special breed of man to be an OTPG member. Your friend obviously isn't one of them. The next time he comes over, I suggest that the two of you just stay on the porch and play Barbies or maybe read your Nancy Drew books. Let the big kids do the shooting. It's apparent that its way too traumatic for the two of you.

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There are two little sweethearts! smile.gif

Some mommy and daddy are going to be real busy when they are teenagers.

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They should be just fine as long as they stay "on the porch" where Mommy and Daddy can watch them. But I'm sure like all children do, someday they will grow up and leave the comforts of the porch and venture out into the world to live life like it was meant. First step...........put down the cocoa.

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But I'm sure like all children do, someday they will grow up and leave the comforts of the porch and venture out into the world to live life like it was meant. First step...........put down the cocoa.

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Sorta like a few kids I know that get behind a magnum!

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Let's put this into perspective.

All you magnum shooters are is somebody who has to have way more extra heft and bulk than you really need!

Without a doubt most of you drive a surburban, 4-door duelly pickup,Hummer or some other overgrown land yacht you tote yourself around in.

Hunting is like a race. You bring the best piece, suited to the need, to the track. While all the other competitors have a nimble 3300# car, which runs faster and flatter, you show up with your Dura Max Suburban. Granted you might get around the track but you are going to get your doors blown off by the little guy who has the equipment right for the job.

Bigger isn't always better!!!! LOL grin.gif

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Let's put this into perspective.

Hunting is like a race. You bring the best piece, you show up with your Dura Max ,Bigger is always better!!!! LOL grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]thats way you show up with a magnum in both hands , not a red rider in one and cocoa in the other! wink.gif

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Let's put this into perspective.

All you magnum shooters are is somebody who has to have way more extra heft and bulk than you really need!

Without a doubt most of you drive a surburban, 4-door duelly pickup,Hummer or some other overgrown land yacht you tote yourself around in.

Hunting is like a race. You bring the best piece, suited to the need, to the track. While all the other competitors have a nimble 3300# car, which runs faster and flatter, you show up with your Dura Max Suburban. Granted you might get around the track but you are going to get your doors blown off by the little guy who has the equipment right for the job.

Bigger isn't always better!!!! LOL grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]WOW! Someone got up and put their pretty pink thong on backwards this morning. Have another cup of your chocolate drink! grin.gif

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