They walk among us!


drkillemquick

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Just had to share this......

>I walked into a Blimbie's with a buy-one-get-one-free

>coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over

>at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're

>already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both

>free".

>She handed me my free sandwiches

>and I walked out the door. They walk among us and many work

>retail.

>

>A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house.

>To get rid of his old

>fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign

>on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For

>three days

>the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.

>My

>friend decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It

>looked too good

>to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."

>The

>next day someone stole it.

>They walk among us.

>

>One day I was walking down the beach with some

>friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"

>Someone looked up at the sky and said,

>"Where?"

> They Walk among us!

>

> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real

>estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he

>didn't

>want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun

>rise in

>the north? When my brother explained that the sun rises in the

>east, and

>has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up

>with that stuff."

> They Walk Among Us!!

>

>

> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call

>center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what

>hours the

>call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24

>hours a

>day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific

>time?"

>Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

>They Walk Among Us!

>

>My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our

>cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants

>talking

>about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She

>drove

>down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned

>because the car

>was moving."

>They Walk Among Us!

>

>My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed

>to cut through a seat

>belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

>They Walk Among Us!

>

>My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that

>the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought

>2

>cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%

>discount.

>They Walk Among Us!

>

>I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman

>with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said,

>"Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I

>explained

>that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no

>matter

>which way the head is turned.

>They Walk Among Us!

>

>I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage

>area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there

>that my

>bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because

>she was a

>trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,

>"has

>your plane arrived yet?"

>They Walk Among Us!

>

>While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man

>ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook

>asked him if

>he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for

>some time

>before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm

>hungry

>enough to eat 6 pieces."

>Yep, They Walk Among Us!

>

>They walk among us, AND they reproduce

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