-500º Fahrenheit


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50º Fahrenheit (10 C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

Canadians plant gardens.

35º Fahrenheit (1.6 C)

Italian cars won't start.

Canadians drive with the windows down.

32º Fahrenheit (0 C)

American water freezes.

Canadian water gets thicker.

0º Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)

New York Citylandlords finally turn on the heat.

Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60º Fahrenheit (-51 C)

Mt. St. Helens freezes.

Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100º Fahrenheit (-73 C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173º Fahrenheit (-114 C)

Ethyl alcohol Freezes.

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the

keg.

-460º Fahrenheit (-273 C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"

-500º Fahrenheit (-295 C)

**** freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

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Re: -500º Fahrenheit

LOL... funny stuff! grin.gif

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35º Fahrenheit (1.6 C)

Italian cars won't start.

Canadians drive with the windows down.

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Funny, it was -5 C (20 F) on the weekend and I was driving with the windows down, it was very warm compared to the temps we've been recently seeing! grin.gif

You just watch, Muff and I are going ice fishing tomorrow, it's supposed to be above freezing. You can almost guarantee seeing a pic of me out on the ice with a T-shirt on. tongue.gifgrin.gif

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