Strut10 Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dear Friends and Relatives: I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000.00 for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mount Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington D.C. Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money. If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project. Thank you. The Bill Clinton Monument Committee P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far. P.P.S. And another thing.....Now let me get this straight. Bill Clinton got $12 Million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnf Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Bill Clinton Monument Committee [ QUOTE ] That's $20 million for memories from two people who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything. [/ QUOTE ] Now that's funny. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Bill Clinton Monument Committee LOL. That is pretty darned funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Bill Clinton Monument Committee LMBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Bill Clinton Monument Committee SWEET! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 Re: Bill Clinton Monument Committee LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 24, 2007 Report Share Posted February 24, 2007 Re: Bill Clinton Monument Committee now that is just great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ryan1990 Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: Bill Clinton Monument Committee thats great. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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