Griz Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 When going to the big town...Don't let the wife drive... I'm pretty much on this ranch 24/7 but there are some days when I have to go to town to get something. I had to have my wife take me today since I had surgery last Friday and was on Medication and couldn't drive...Actually today was my first day out since then... But anyway either here or there... My wife... After cutting in fornt of another driver and almost running 2 stop lights... She added 10 more years to my life and at my age I can't afford that... Geeez.... Her excuse was...I make her nerves... No wonder I bite my nails and have grey hair... I may have to send her back to driving school... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... LOL!!! I hear ya. I dont let me wife drive EVER!! If she does I sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bruteshooter Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted February 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... [ QUOTE ] A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..." [/ QUOTE ] LMBO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bruteshooter Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... Murphy's wife borrowed his car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off. Naturally she reported the matter to the police.' What did he look like?, the sergeant asked.'I don't know she replied, but I got the licence plate' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... My heart is not strong enough to ride with my wife! Last March I had surgery on my knee! I got it strong enough to go home and when it was time to leave, the nurse said I hope you enjoy riding with your wife! I said who is going to ride with my wife, I'm driving and I drove home. 100+ miles. I got home took a pain pill and went to sleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... [ QUOTE ] the nurse said I hope you enjoy riding with your wife! I said who is going to ride with my wife, I'm driving and I drove home. 100+ miles. I got home took a pain pill and went to sleep! [/ QUOTE ] LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted February 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... [ QUOTE ] My heart is not strong enough to ride with my wife! Last March I had surgery on my knee! I got it strong enough to go home and when it was time to leave, the nurse said I hope you enjoy riding with your wife! I said who is going to ride with my wife, I'm driving and I drove home. 100+ miles. I got home took a pain pill and went to sleep! [/ QUOTE ] LMBO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... You haven't ridden to the city with me this weekend YET either!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... [ QUOTE ] A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..." [/ QUOTE ] LOL!!! Good one! I get nervous when my sister is driving...I try not to but well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... My wife is actually a good driver. I would rather be behind the wheel but honestly I dont worry when she drives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZooBear Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... [ QUOTE ] My wife is actually a good driver. I would rather be behind the wheel but honestly I dont worry when she drives! [/ QUOTE ] Let us know when she leaves the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... I never let my wife drive me. She would get lost in a K-mart if I let her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terry264 Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... Hi Griz, you said she added 10 yrs. to your life, yes you can afford that! As long as she's adding it, lol. Go for lots of rides! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... LOL. Last time the wife drove us when we were together was when she drove me home after having lung surgery. She is not a bad driver, but it makes me nervous sitting in the passenger seat too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 Re: Note to myself... [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] My wife is actually a good driver. I would rather be behind the wheel but honestly I dont worry when she drives! [/ QUOTE ] Let us know when she leaves the room. [/ QUOTE ] LMBO! thats funny right there..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Re: Note to myself... i too , like my wife's driving, and am very comfortable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfrompa Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Re: Note to myself... I sometimes wonder how my wife drives when i am not with her. Once as we were returning from the hospital after my week long treatment for MS I was so nervious at her driving i had to say something. She stopped the car in the middle of the road and said fine you drive. With the onset of MS i had double vison and it was hard to walk let along drive ......... But i closed one eye and drove the remaining 20 miles home ... Quite relaxed and other than her not talking to me the rest of the way home. None the worse for wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikebohio Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Re: Note to myself... lol My wifes at work I can tell you how bad she drives,but I'd rather let her drive then have her backseat drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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