doughboy1956 Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 HERE'S WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT NOVA SCOTIANS 1. IF YOUR LOCAL DAIRY QUEEN IS CLOSED FROM SEPTEMBER THROUGH MAY,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 2. IF SOMEONE IN A HOME DEPOT STORE OFFERS YOU ASSISTANCE AND THEY DON'T WORK THERE, YOU LIVE N NOVA SCOTIA. 3. IF YOU'VE WORN SHORTS AND A PARKA AT THE SAME TIME, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 4. IF YOU'VE HAD A LENGTHY TELEPHONE CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE WHO DIALED A WRONG NUMBER, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 5. IF "VACATION" MEANS GOING ANYWHERE SOUTH OF YARMOUTH FOR THE WEEKEND,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 6. IF YOU MEASURE DISTANCE IN HOURS, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 7.IF YOU KNOW SEVERAL PEOPLE WHO HAVE HIT A DEER MORE THAN ONCE, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 8. IF YOU HAVE SWITCHED FROM "HEAT" TO "A/C" AND BACK AGAIN IN THE SAME DAY,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 9. IF YOU CAN DRIVE 75 MPH THROUGH 2 FEET OF SNOW DURING A RAGING BLIZZARD WITHOUT FLINCHING, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 10. IF YOU INSTALL SECURITY LIGHTS ON YOUR HOUSE AND GARAGE, BUT LEAVE BOTH UNLOCKED, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 11. IF YOU CARRY JUMPERS IN YOUR CAR AND YOUR WIFE KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 12. IF YOU DESIGN YOUR KID\'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME TO FIT OVER A SNOWSUIT, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 13. IF DRIVING IS BETTER IN THE WINTER BECAUSE THE POTHOLES ARE FILLED WITH SNOW, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 14. IF YOU KNOW ALL 4 SEASONS: ALMOST WINTER, WINTER, STILL WINTER AND ROAD CONSTRUCTION, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 15. IF YOU HAVE MORE MILES ON YOUR SNOW BLOWER THAN YOUR CAR,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 16. IF YOU FIND -10 DEGREES F "A LITTLE CHILLY", YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 17. IF YOU ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND THESE JOKES, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mehunter Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Re: You live in Nova Scotia if.... Pretty funny, eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Re: You live in Nova Scotia if.... [ QUOTE ] 10. IF YOU INSTALL SECURITY LIGHTS ON YOUR HOUSE AND GARAGE, BUT LEAVE BOTH UNLOCKED, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. [/ QUOTE ] that one is so true and funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coles Posted March 1, 2007 Report Share Posted March 1, 2007 Re: You live in Nova Scotia if.... those go for montana too. the dairy queen here in dillon is closed until spring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: You live in Nova Scotia if.... i love them. they apply here, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: You live in Nova Scotia if.... They apply here too, all of them! Those are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 2, 2007 Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: You live in Nova Scotia if.... Seen those before, some of em could apply here too. Going from heat to air to heat again here is about normal this time of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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