Minn. Vikings quiz


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Vikings Quiz

Q. What's the difference between the MN Vikings and the Taliban?

A. The Taliban has a running game.

Q. What do the MN Vikings & Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 40,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ!"

Q. How do you keep a MN Viking out of your yard?

A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in MN in case of a tornado?

A. To the Metrodome - they'll never have a touchdown there.

Q. What do you call a MN Viking with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.

Q. Why was Denny Green upset when the MN Vikings play book was stolen?

A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the MN Vikings and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q. How many MN Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The MN Vikings.

Q. What do the MN Vikings and opossums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q. How can you tell when the MN Vikings are going to run the football?

A. The halfback leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

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