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Re: Pro Hunter

Yours truly of course. Didn't you all know I'm the future co-host of Realtree's Monster Squirrels? Here's part of the transcript from the first show:

BEGIN PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT

(Me talking to camera):

This here area is known for some trophy squirrels. I've been hunting here for 3 days and have seen some big ones, but I'm looking for the ultimate squirrel. Today, we're at the base of a tree right near a plot that produces a lot of nuts--and I don't mean Al Gore or Ted Kennedy. Flanking the food plot are some big oaks, producing a whole lot of acorns.

(camera pans down to what looks like a stream)

If you look down there, you'll see that liquid. No, it's not water. That's V05 Shampoo. You see, when you practices PSM, Proper Squirrel Management, you try to make sure that they're tails remain very bushy and shiny. Nothing like some V05 for the squirrels to bathe in.

(camera pans back towards a squirrel approaching)

He's drawn in by my hat...you see, I put some Jiffy all over it this morning, and I knew it'd bring the big boy in. He's gotta weigh about 1.5 pounds...man, that's a monster!

END PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT

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Okay, I have no idea what I did that for. I guess I just wanted to answer and since I haven't seen a whole lot of hunting shows--I can't give an informed opinion. David Blanton and Michael Wadell do a great job though. Just whatever you do, don't listen to anything Willie and Billy tell you...you will have terible results..lol

[ 12-11-2002, 11:42 AM: Message edited by: markyj987 ]

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