Guest Andrea Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ." Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an impenetrable wall around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, Americans, and other infidel forever outside our precious state. "Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.. The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall". The Genie explains , "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?" The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water." **Pooooof! WORLD PEACE !!** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slugshooter Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: 3 wishes LOL. Pretty good. My only question is this, what happens if Osama was the one who got to choose last, or the Canadian...or maybe I'm just being too analytical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: 3 wishes [ QUOTE ] LOL. Pretty good. My only question is this, what happens if Osama was the one who got to choose last, or the Canadian...or maybe I'm just being too analytical. [/ QUOTE ] Just laugh Marc. No analyzing allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: 3 wishes just what i was thinking, andrea. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest realtrhunter Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: 3 wishes Thats hillarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: 3 wishes lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: 3 wishes LOL. Pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: 3 wishes LOL, thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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