Jeramie Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 A short time ago there was a story about a poor Canuck that was in an unfortunate accident involving a fence. Under my family's heartfelt concerns I decided to research the matter and find the condition of all of those involved. After hours of vigorous research I found article after article of outreaches to the family. I also found that the Local Papers were calling it the "Greatest Tragedy to Befall a quiet community." Apparently after the even, counseling was offered for anyone unable to handle the daily grind after the tragic event. It took me countless hours to find the only pic taken at that horrific scene. Ive heard that the hours of exposure, to subzero weather has caused such long term damage as senility, frost bite, the need to post without reservation, and what some are calling "Shrinkage." (I am still looking into that one). This poor Canadian is still un-named. We finally contacted the Mounty in the picture but he said that the family wishes to remain unseen after the horrific tragedy. The Mounty is currently undergoing Psychiatric counseling in Lou of the event. He is off duty with pay pending the outcome of a psychiatric evaluation to determine if he will be able to face such horrible conflict in case it happens again, god forbid. His report states that he now has an innate fear of all fences, particularly barbed-wire. A statement was released, early last week, from the family. "This is an event that will rock our family for many generations. He is having troubles sleeping due to flashbacks. The good news is the doctors report he will make a 90% recovery which will in fact put him in better mental condition then before the horrible event. We have set up a donation fund to help replace the 4 bottles of Molson that were tragically lost in the events that followed the screaming and tearing of his trousers. We would like to personally thank all of those that have sent cards, emails, and flowers. Without your support we may have never made it through these events. In response to the rumors circulation about the Wrangler Jeans company offering him a contract to sale their line of jeans claiming, "Wrangler, tougher then wire, we have been approached and talks are in process. Again, thank you for your support and if there is one thing we should all learn from this tragedy let it be, put down your beer before climbing any fences." CNN is suppose to release an update shortly after Christmas. God bless you Buckee! Sorry about the previous pic having a copy-write folks. These are 100% fair game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* Let the games begin!!!! LMBO!!! Buckee, it's your turn!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* LM"P"O ("pants") I read the first paragraph and thought to myself...yep, he's got me again ...LOL. I even refrained from scrolling down and read the whole thing first. ...LOL I remember that story, about the cowboy who got hung up on the fence. I only drink near-beer now,...OK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted December 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* [ QUOTE ] I remember that story, about the cowboy who got hung up on the fence. [/ QUOTE ] Note the boots..... They were superimposed! I'm so simple.... I swear, I laughed for 20 minutes abooot the flairs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* Once again, another disturbing post from the North (lol) Buckee... do you want to try and explain this... or is everything better left unsaid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* Bill...oh , never mind...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* That's too funny! You guys crack me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherguy Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* Hahah, somebody has way too much free time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* Funny story, but cannot see the pic Jeramie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* [ QUOTE ] Hahah, somebody has way too much free time [/ QUOTE ] THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!STILL CRACKS ME UP THOUGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted December 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* [ QUOTE ] Funny story, but cannot see the pic Jeramie? [/ QUOTE ] I got a pm.... The base pic had a copy write on it so the pic was deleted.... I will do my best to work up another version that doesn't step on toes..... Sorry gang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* LOL...SWEET JUSTICE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted December 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* To late steve'o.... I have done worked ya over again...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisherguy Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* hahah that was a short reprieve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* LMAO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! Edited with a new That is funny, I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! Edited with a new pic. LMBO. That is pretty good Jeramie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Re: The Great Canadian Tragedy! *pic* that's pretty good however, eating the rest of my Wendy's chili was a bit tough after seeing Sherm's half moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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