RangerClay Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 THE ITALIAN TOMATO GARDEN An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A week later he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exturkinator Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor LOL - that's pretty good.... but FBI in Italy? he he he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor That'sa notta too bad!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beagleboy Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor That's pretty funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor LMAO! Hmmmmmmm, that gives me an idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor [ QUOTE ] but FBI in Italy? he he he. [/ QUOTE ] Sure, "Federal Bureau of Italians.... " Sheesh..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emt4everBOWHUNTER Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor Funny stuff!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor hehehe pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckslayer Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor [ QUOTE ] but FBI in Italy? [/ QUOTE ] Guys, it doesn't say the old Italian man lives in Italy!!! Lol, maybe he lives outside of NYC??? Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor LMBO. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NWTF Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor Yea that is a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor LOL! That is a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IL_HuNtIn_KiD Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor haha now thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor LMBO... I like that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudd Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor good humor to end my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunting_boy Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor lmbo thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: Some Friday Humor i like it, too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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