Ohiobucks Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had the habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, He found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?!" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse had been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say pardner, before you go...what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbeck Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: More Friday funnies Not bad LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: More Friday funnies Sheesh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunting_boy Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: More Friday funnies lmbo thats a gooden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: More Friday funnies LOL! That's pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: More Friday funnies good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: More Friday funnies lol....that's good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: More Friday funnies LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: More Friday funnies LOL..good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christsavedme Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: More Friday funnies Good one! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: More Friday funnies Yeah, that has you all over it Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dedicatedmarine Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: More Friday funnies funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlriggins Posted March 11, 2007 Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 Re: More Friday funnies this is why I come to these forums because the jokes and the information is a lot better than listening to the girlfriend tell me what to do LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted March 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 Re: More Friday funnies [ QUOTE ] this is why I come to these forums because the jokes and the information is a lot better than listening to the girlfriend tell me what to do LOL [/ QUOTE ] I think that comment brought a bigger smile to my face than the actual joke did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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