HarvDog Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots size 14-16. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine, and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba! Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and me went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWiggely Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM lol that would work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM Id think twice..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hunter101 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM oh i think i would just turn around be outa there soo fast LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM LOL!! I recon that would work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM That would do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM LOL. Seen this a time or two, before still pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIwhitetailhunter Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutz4bucks Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM That would work lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM lmbo Would keep me from breaking in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM LOL! I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM works for me... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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