Guest Delta_Hunter Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. I am a beady-eyed bird, known by many names. I am reason unhinged, creator of despair. I am that which sets your pulse to race and your blood to boil. In my name you abandon family and responsibility. In my name you deprive yourself of rest. And to what purpose? To match wits with a beady-eyed bird. But there is no contest. I am an escape artist, a master of survival, one attuned to an enviroment of peril. Raccoons, coyotes, owls, hawks--these are my real enemies. You are child's play. Oh, I hear you, talking to me through wood, reed, or slate. Sometimes you sound so seductive I must investigate. But I know you, better than you know yourself. So I have you wait...and wait...and wait. For you are not patient creatures. I WATCH. YOU MOVE...AND I AM GONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: MY ANNUAL SALUTE TO OUR SLIGH ADVERSARY Although I may not always be patient, I am persistent. You may elude me once...or even twice...but you can guarantee that I will return. Your elusiveness only makes me a better hunter but your bounty fills my dinner plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYLimbHanger Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: MY ANNUAL SALUTE TO OUR SLIGH ADVERSARY Sometimes in the Spring you do get the slight upper hand you ole beady-eyed bird. You are like a ghost that can vanish into thin air. God made you fear man and you are very cautious. Sometimes you come in silent and other times you are so in love you gobble every step of the way giving off your location to the whole lower part of the county. You do boast qualities that are unparalleled compared to other game birds. You are King of the Spring. But, sometimes you get a little too hot headed. The mere sight of an intruder jake or gobbler on "your" turf hooking up with "your" hens makes you enraged. You basically run in to my trap looking for a fight. But, you really can't fight a face full of HeviShot now can ya. Yeah, I have seen your kind around here and there and your kind does satisfy the taste buds when barbequed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slaw Posted March 14, 2007 Report Share Posted March 14, 2007 Re: MY ANNUAL SALUTE TO OUR SLIGH ADVERSARY Ah, you are the king of spring. You outsmart me most of the time,which mine is very limited in persuit of you. So i study you, downloading your springtime habits. I know your favorite tree which lies above the dance floor. In the last hours of the darkness, I make my way through the corridors of your home. Every step, slow, calculated, and deliberate . slowly I melt down into the forest floor. Becoming one with the dead leaves and folage. You wake, you get restless, you advertise your presence .You have one thing on your mind, the ladies you roosted next to as they fly down to the dance floor to await your arrival . Your fashionably late strutting your stuff for their viewing pleasure. A unrecognizable cluck catches your attention.Who's this , as you drop your beatiful strut to investigate.The party has just ended for you my worthy adversary as a load of #5s scream through your head. I will adorn my wall with your beautiful fan and your lengthy beard , with razor sharp hooks dangling below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 257Roberts Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Re: MY ANNUAL SALUTE TO OUR SLIGH ADVERSARY Ah Toche' Toche' Mr. gobbler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted March 15, 2007 Report Share Posted March 15, 2007 Re: MY ANNUAL SALUTE TO OUR SLIGH ADVERSARY Allow me to introduce you to my "Undertaker" choke tube...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okbowman Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Re: MY ANNUAL SALUTE TO OUR SLIGH ADVERSARY I'm your huckleberry!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYLimbHanger Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Re: MY ANNUAL SALUTE TO OUR SLIGH ADVERSARY Say 'ello to my 'ittle friend. (little being ironic because I shoot a 3.5 inch Nitro) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98chevy Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Re: MY ANNUAL SALUTE TO OUR SLIGH ADVERSARY Ill be honest I hate you which is why i try to kill you j/k Im obssed with turkey hunting since i was 16 iv skipped school work and family functions. your the only reason ive been in real trouble with the parents. I had 14 days of tardys because of one of you and the parents didnt like that phone call form the school Im glad highschool is long over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodsman2230 Posted March 18, 2007 Report Share Posted March 18, 2007 Re: MY ANNUAL SALUTE TO OUR SLIGH ADVERSARY [ QUOTE ] I'm your huckleberry!! [/ QUOTE ] Exactly!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re: MY ANNUAL SALUTE TO OUR SLIGH ADVERSARY [ QUOTE ] I'm your huckleberry!! [/ QUOTE ] Ditto and I've got something forya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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