Bowtech_archer07 Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Your Yearly Dementia Test > > It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. > Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As > we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't > use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss > or non-loss of intelligence. > > Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or > not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've > made your answer. > > OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. > > > 1. What do you put in a toaster? > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do > something else. > Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. > > > 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the > next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. > Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as > Auto World. > > However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3. > > > > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is > made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a > black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made > from? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green > bricks," why the heck are you still reading these??? If you said > "glass," go on to Question 4. > > > > 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet > over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically > divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the > flight,TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining > engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. > Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane > fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East > Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East > Germany, West Germany, or no man's > land"? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: You don't bury survivors. > If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. > > If you said, "You don't bury survivors," proceed to the next > question. > > > > 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London > to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In > Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In > Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people > get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and > five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. > You then arrive at Milford Haven. > What was the name of the bus driver? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! > Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!! > > > > > > > Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better > than you. > PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test!!! that was fun!! Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test!!! I failed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test!!! Now I'm so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test!!! OK...I failed, and I even did that one before..LOL Hey, I worked hard all day...don't laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test!!! LMBO! Get a straight jacket... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test!!! Got them all right, but I've seen them before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test!!! I said a green house was made out of plastic..which some are.. then the plane one..Im like ..how do you crash a plane on the wall?? the rest were easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test!!! Those are pretty good, missed a few of them though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test!!! wow. i'm worse than i thought...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test!!! I'm Stressed...LOL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test!!! i was out after the first question but i was an over achiever and kept testing myself, and dug myself deeper and deeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodyslilbro Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: Your Yearly Dementia Test!!! I got 3 questions right. 2,3,5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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