Bowtech_archer07 Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR..... ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS? IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP? IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION? IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM? WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?" WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT? > A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES? > WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK? WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM? IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED? > CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS? IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY STILL TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT? WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES? HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS? > WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD? ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR? IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO? IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY? TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE? WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD "LISP" TO HAVE "S" IN IT? WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM? WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM? IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED? CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD? HOW IS IT THAT YOU PARK ON A DRIVEWAY, BUT DRIVE ON A PARKWAY? WHY DO BANKS LEAVE THEIR FRONT DOORS OPEN, YET CHAIN THE PENS TO A TABLE? THE MAIN REASON WHY SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS THAT HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE. These made me laugh, thought i'd pass them along!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: A Few Questions... That's more than a few... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUGARKAHNE Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: A Few Questions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dartonman Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: A Few Questions... lol...............funny stuff...thanks....al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: A Few Questions... LOL... the second last one is my favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: A Few Questions... LOL! Just a few questions eh?! Nice thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeE141414 Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Re: A Few Questions... LOL.... nice questions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: A Few Questions... funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: A Few Questions... thanks for sharing, those were pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: A Few Questions... LOL. Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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