DU_man_84 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 i had to post this, this is a pretty good one The Hillbilly Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. > The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy. That could fix the problem but that it was expensive. > "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in most Southern States) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10" > The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." > "Trust me," said the doctor. > So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count... > "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" (you'll love this......) > At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand. > > This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Texas, Oklahoma, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Southern Indiana, Ohio, Louisiana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy LOL! That's pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUGARKAHNE Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy [ QUOTE ] After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. [/ QUOTE ] okay...so was he a dog or what?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy LMBO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy lmao that is great. i'm gonna have to remember this one tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddpipkin Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy Wanna hear about some REALLY dumb people? The people in Illinois keep electing Daleys and Blagojevichs!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdvantageTimberLou Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy Ouch..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy DOH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QDMAworks4me Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coles Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy man that would hurt..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig mack Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoyt_hunter Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texan_Til_I_Die Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy us vets are perty darn smart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowin_in_illinois Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy [ QUOTE ] Wanna hear about some REALLY dumb people? The people in Illinois keep electing Daleys and Blagojevichs!!!!! [/ QUOTE ] ummm...wrong the people in CHICAGO keep electing Daleys and Blagojevichs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy LOL, seenthis one a time or two before , still funny. [ QUOTE ] us vets are perty darn smart! [/ QUOTE ] LOL, reading the title, figured this might be a story about a vet who let his father in law perform a vasectomy on him in his vet clinic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDAWG Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy LOL!!!That was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DU_man_84 Posted March 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Wanna hear about some REALLY dumb people? The people in Illinois keep electing Daleys and Blagojevichs!!!!! [/ QUOTE ] ummm...wrong the people in CHICAGO keep electing Daleys and Blagojevichs. [/ QUOTE ] thats right, that stupid city controls everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christsavedme Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy pretty good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy That's an old one that's been around for a long time, but still funny... Are we insinuating people are stupid based on where they live? I have a good Canadian joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: The Hillbilly Vasectomy lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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