The Hillbilly Vasectomy


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i had to post this, this is a pretty good one

The Hillbilly Vasectomy

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

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The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy.

That could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

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"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in most Southern States) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10"

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The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

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"Trust me," said the doctor.

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So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count...

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"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

(you'll love this......)

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At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

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This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Texas, Oklahoma, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Southern Indiana, Ohio, Louisiana.

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After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

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okay...so was he a dog or what?? confused.gif

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Wanna hear about some REALLY dumb people?

The people in Illinois keep electing Daleys and Blagojevichs!!!!!

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ummm...wrong

the people in CHICAGO keep electing Daleys and Blagojevichs.

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thats right, that stupid city controls everything

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